Gay rights

I am reposting a blog by a friend of mine because frankly, I feel strongly about this and that these beliefs bear repeating until no longer necessary. I don’t really need to say much else because it pretty much speaks for itself.

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural

And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts…

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior

People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn’t Changed At All

Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed

And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children

So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model

Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms

Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Also, this reminds me of a video I posted back when Prop 8 passed in California. I am posting it again because, again, these things need to be repeated until people stop acting like ignorant, close-minded fools.

Darth Vader Thriller

Fucking-A! Starts at about the 3 min mark but the rest of it is pretty cool too.

Bert and Ernie gansta rap

Just found this, hilarious.

Where’s these guy’s medals!?

These guys are mad talented.  You gotta love creative nerd fandom at its finest!

You can tell how big of a nerd this next guy is just from his enthusiasm and the awesome shirts he’s wearing : )

lol bunny!

cat
more animals

THIS is intense!

Found this on Giant Bomb. Jeff Gerstmann’s right, just watching this makes you feel like you’re in danger!

Downhill skateboarding

Super Mario Bros, by Seth MacFarlane

Not sure why this video won’t embed here.  I think its Flash-based, so that’s probably it.  Anyway, this is one of the most awesome and hilarious things I’ve ever seen!

Super Mario Bros as interpreted by Seth MacFarlane(Family Guy)

Squirrels are funny, wheeeeee!

This…..is insane

The worst part is that this video would probably be a lot funnier (but arguably less insane) if these kids were wearing more than just boxers and no shirts. People in Japan are wierd!

The most awesome Mario movie ever!